Sunday, January 1, 2012

How I became the GM of the Bobcats

The diary of one Manfred Nissley.
8/1/11
I started my job search today. I hope I can get a nice cushy file clerk position.
8/2/11
Applied local hospital to be a medical record's clerk.
8/3/11
Applied for a low level Administrative Support position with the Charlotte Bobcats today.
8/4/11
Hospital sent immediate refusal to interview me. Wished me well on future endeavors. I shall have my revenge.
8/5/11
Charlotte Bobcats called today. I have an interview for 2 PM on Monday.
8/6/11
Nice Day off.
8/7/11
Tebow and I have something in common!
8/8/11
I am stunned. I was hired on the spot! Go Bobcats!
8/9/11
moving
8/16/11
Started the job today.
8/17/11
Found something odd in the files. Reported straight to Mr. Jordan.
8/18/11
Mr Jordan wants to see me tomorrow. Shaking in my boots.
8/19/11
I am on cloud 9! Mr. Jordan offered me the GM position! Of course I said yes! He told me he wants to do a clean sweep of the organization and everyone must be gone in three years, except for new employees and draft picks.
8/20/11
Went home to tie up loose ends.
8/21/11
Youth group had farewell party for me after an awesome church service.

to be continued....

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