Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Bobcat's GM pulls off a miracle

Diary of Manfred Nissley
11/1/2011
I just completed one part of the assignment. We only have two players left from yesterday and they are rookies. The NBA has allowed every trade to go through. ESPN is going to go crazy when they get the news.

11PM 11/1/2011 ESPN-TV SportsCenter

Announcer 1 - Jack
Breaking News folks!
The Bobcats have completed some trades here and..... This can't be right, another one has been added.... COMMERCIAL BREAK NOW!!!

Announcer 2 - Ralph
 uh, ok.....

--break--

Jack
Ladies and Gentlemen the NBA has been turned on it's head. The new GM of the Bobcats is crazy and yet he appears to be a genius!


Ralph
Only Jack knows the details. I will learn what happened at the same time as you! Jack is about to blow up here with anticipation that he looks like he needs to run down the hall!

Jack
I am so amazed that I can't think straight!
Well, lets get to the long list of transactions

Trade 1
Bobcats send D.J. Augustine and Tyrus Thomas to Minnesota for Kevin Love and Martell Webster.

WHAT WERE THE WOLVES THINKING!!!!

Ralph
Say hello to the lottery Wolves fans!

Jack
Nothing new there Ralph! Next trade.

Trade 2
Bobcats send Diop and '13 2RP to the Kings for Kings '13 2RP and '12 1RP.

Ralph
This is what I would call a wait and see trade. The Kings needed a decent backup Center and that is what they got. This is also a fantastic trade in that the Bobcats unloaded some massive cap-space.

Jack
I disagree, the Kings were messed over in this trade. That is unless they make hte playoffs.

Trade 3
Hornets send Byron Mullins and '13 2RP to the Hornets for Marco Belinelli and '12 1RP.

Ralph
Let the conspiracy theories begin!

Jack
Maybe. This is a head scratcher!

Trade 4
Bobcats trade Matt Carroll and '12 2RP to the Wizards for Turiaf and '12 1RP.

Ralph
Bleh, oh wait, a first round pick? Are you serious?

Jack
My thoughts exactly

Trade 5
Bobcats trade Najera to the Nuggets for Mozgov and '13 1RP.

Ralph
Do these teams feel sorry for the cats or something?

Jack
It almost seems like and, except for the Love trade, I have not gotten to the big deals yet!

Ralph
You kidden me?

Jack
Nope

Trade 6
Bobcats trade Mozgov and Cory Higgins to the Pacers for Hansbrough and '12 2RP.

Ralph

Could go either way depending on development.

Jack
I agree

Trade 7
Bobcats troade D.J. White to the Raptors for Amir Johnson and '13 1RP.

Ralph
Stupid Raptors

Jack
I agree!

Trade 8
Bobcats trade Reggie Williams to the Rockets for Jordan Hill and '13 1RP.

Ralph
Againg this is a trade that could go either way... except that the Rockets need a center! Oh, my...

Jack
Quite a head scratcher for me!

Trade 9
Bobcats trade Turiaf to the Pacers for '12 2RP

Ralph
Salary dump. I smell something big coming down the road.

Jack
Yup

Trade 10
Bobcats trade Derrick Brown and '12 2RP to Grizzlies for Darrell Arthur and '12 1 RP.

Ralph
Stupid Grizzlies!

Jack
Agreed.

Trade 11
Bobcats trade Jordan Hill to the Warriors for Brandon Rush.

Ralph
Very good trade for both teams!

Jack
Agreed

Trade 12
Bobcats trade Gerald Henderson and Boris Diaw to the Pacers for Danny Granger, Lance Stephenson and '12 1RP

Ralph
AUGH!!!! The world is coming to an end! This is a stupid trade by the Pacers! How did the NBA allow this to go through!

Jack
I agree this is a terrible trade... unless the Pacers are really high on George.

Trade 13
Bobcats trade Lance Stephenson to the Cavs for Samardo Samuels and '12 1RP.

Ralph
How is the Bobcat GM pulling these trades off?

Jack
Dunno

Trade 14
Bobcats trade Maggette and Samardo Samuels to the Bucks for Stephen Jackson and Jon Leuer.

Ralph.
Is my Tea spiked?

Jack
Ask those OWS protestors that were just in here about an hour ago.

Trade 15
Bobcats trade Leuer to the Rockers for Patrick Patterson

Ralph
That could be a very good trade for the Rockets!

Jack
I think your tea really was spiked!

Trade 16
Bobcats send Patterson and return Marco Belinelli to the Hornets for Eric Gordon and DaJuan Summers.

Ralph
No, my Tea is not spiked.

Jack
That is good news! Maybe David Stern's is!

Trade 17
Bobcats trade DaJuan Summers to the Grizzlies for Josh Selby and '13 1RP.

Ralph
Must I repeat this? Stupid Grizzlies!

Jack
HAHAHA!

Trade 18
Bobcats trade Stephen Jackson and Amir Johnson to the Pacers for Hibbert, Dahntay Jones and '13 1RP.

Ralph
I think the Pacers just took top honors for the stupidest trade!

Jack
Could be!

Ralph
Is there more?

Jack
Yup!

Bobcats sign Wilson Chandler, Nate Robinson and Jonas Valanciunas and send Biyombo to the the D. League.

Trade 19
Bobcats trade Granger to the Bucks for Bogut, '12 1RP, '13 1 RP, and '12 2RP.

Bobcats send Valanciunas to D. League.

Ralph
What a crazy night! That Bucks trade tops them all!

Jack
It  could be that Granger has a better career than Bogut!

That does sit for us tonight. Please stay with us. Up next we have our NBA insider who has no idea about these trades and we just woke him up. Stay tuned.

--Break--

Ralph
Please welcome Trevor or NBA insider

Hi Trevor what do think of the Bobcats trades?

Trevor
What trades?

Ralph
Check your e-mail.

Trevor
Ok. AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!

Ralph
Well that is the sentiment expressed by the rest of the NBA as the Bobcats' GM pulls off a miracle! Check out our Website for the Current NBA rosters.

http://puddnheadwilsonbobcats.blogspot.com/p/nba-rosters.html



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